What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Goldfinger

Why do some people admire Latin American cultures but not want to be from or live in those countries?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What made you feel satisfied about your life today?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.